DRINKING HABITS
Written by Tom Smith
Directed by Mick Alderman
DATES: March 20th-April 18th, 2026
TIME: Performances begin at 7:30pm. Sunday shows, (March 29th and April 12th) start at 3:00pm.
TICKETS: $35 and $30. Tickets available at https://coastertheatre.com, at the theatre box office, or by calling 503-436-1242.
PAY WHAT YOU WILL DATE: Thursday, April 2nd
MISTAKEN IDENTITIES, WINE, AND LOTS OF LAUGHS
Mistaken identities, accusations, and romances run wild in this laugh-out-loud farce. Two nuns at the Sisters of Perpetual Sewing have been making and selling wine in secret to keep the convent’s doors open, but Paul and Sally, reporters and former fiancees, are hot on their trail. They go undercover as a nun and priest, but their presence, combined with the addition of a new nun, spurs paranoia throughout the convent that spies have been sent from Rome to shut them down. Wine and secrets are inevitably spilled as everyone tries to preserve the convent and reconnect with lost loves.
More information at https://coastertheatre.com